my mom put my brother’s real birthday present inside this box and he thought this was it for a good two minutes
Since when is digging a chore?
"SON! You haven’t looked for China yet today!"
hold on, lemme just grab this FREAKING BASEBALL FLYING AT YOUR HEAD AT 100 MPH for a second ouchie my hand
i dont know what just happened but im glad this guy just found his happy place
me and cornflakes
i want what he’s on
I’m pretty sure that’s Colbert and if it is, Cheerios was his lover that sacrificed itself for him in a satirical segment about product placement in soap operas/drama tv.
Via I Need Something More...
One of my favorite things out there, hands down. I’m in love with the style and music score, gives me chills every time.
That was gorgeous.
I got goosebumps when the violin came into play.
Fucking amazing work
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If this isn’t the best analogy for the government shutdown, I just don’t know what is.
Click here to watch the entire segment.
Reblogging this gem one more time now that the shutdown is over.
Via Hanging in Suspense